If at any point in the future you find yourself picking up this book, DO NOT open it. He then moves to Minnesota for two boring years (that to you will feel like two millennia) and falls in love, which leads to a sequence of ridiculous events that attempts to convey the story’s petty message but drastically fails at doing so. Here is what you get to look forward to after that stunning opening line: Our cheeky alcoholic Irish narrator explains, in acute detail, how he inflicts emotional abuse upon women, all the while subjecting you to his paranoiac delusions. “Diary of an Oxygen Thief” truly stays a piece of parasitic, brain-sucking compost for its entirety. No, it does not get better, nor does it employ reverse psychology (as I did in deceiving you to read this article). The likewise anonymous narrator begins by stating, “I like hurting girls” - and if that is not enough to turn you away, I guarantee that one of the next 150 pages certainly will. “Diary of an Oxygen Thief,” self-reported as an autobiography, was published first in 2006 in the Netherlands by an anonymous author. With that disclaimer out of the way, I advise you to maneuver your mouse pointer to the upper left hand corner of the screen (or your finger, if you are on mobile), click that “back” arrow, and peruse some of the other fantastic articles you may find on our website. It is a sick, twisted, crass, lewd, whiny, disorganized, crude, impudent, and entirely inane piece of formless, noxious gelatin that you would probably burn, along with your shoe, if you had stepped in it. This novel isn’t worth a second of your time or an ounce of the credit you might give it for once being a “New York Times” bestseller. And yet it's already 10 days," she said.Īccording to CBS, the Los Angeles Police Department is actively investigating the crime, including reviewing security footage.I am going to give you a chance to stop reading right now. You know, I'm grocery shopping and thinking like I'm not buying anything for him, and I mean the time has gone so quickly. "Whatever I'm doing, I'm just sad that like I'm not doing with Onyx, or that he's missing out. She held on for about a block before the car swerved and threw her off, leaving her with some minor cuts and bruises. Unfortunately, Zacharias' courageous efforts to rescue her adorable pup were fruitless. I'm not leaving until you give me my dog.' And they started to drive off," Zacharias explained to NBC News of the ordeal in a TikTok video showing her clinging to the car. And I fall on the hood and I said, 'I'm not leaving. ![]() You have my dog.' They started to drive into me and they drive into me until I fall on their hood. So I stood in front of the car and I said, 'You cannot leave. I look up and a woman's holding him and walking away with him. "When he pulled the leash, I thought he wanted to just go smell something so I let go. Before I knew it we were driving down the block and picking up speed and I was freaking out for my life suddenly," Zacharias told CBS News.Ī video of the incident has also gone viral showing Zacharias hanging onto the hood of the car. ![]() "I was like, 'I'm not letting this car go,' so I just held onto the windshield wipers. READ MORE: Frantic Body Cam Video Shows Daring Rescue of Boy From Icy Pond She jumped onto the hood of the car and clung as it sped down a busy L.A. Heroically, Zacharias was not going to let the thieves get away with snatching Onyx.
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